Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Little helpers





Top 10 reasons why you should NOT get a mishloach when the kids are awake......

10. Now they know where the shabbbos treats are hidden
9. the contents of the boxes become the contents of the salon, the kitchen, and the bedrooms.
8. All produce that started out firm is now fruit soup appropriate
7. Boxes that could have been used for packing are now mutalated
6. Israeli yogurt has flimsy covers.......
5. Apparently, 14 month olds are capable of climbing onto the table with the aid of boxes and chairs
4. I now have confirmation that fish stix- frozen- straight form the bag are also tasty.
3. Red peppers stain.
2. Once bent, it is difficult to reshape disposable tins.

And the number 1 reason why you should NOT include your kids when unpacking groceries...........
1. 3 year olds do a great job at shaking up soda bottles. Apparently they know how to open soda bottles too.

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