confused?

Today Yitzchok Zevi and I had a discussion about relationships. He informed me that Michal is Miriam's daughter. I was impressed so I said, "And what about you, Yitzchok Zevi? Are you my daughter or my son?" "I'm your daughter." "No," I replied. "You are my son." He thought for a minute and said, "Ok." Later I decided to review.
"Yitzchok Zevi, who is my son?"
"Your son is in the sky."
"There is a sun in the sky, bubala, but you are also my son."
"Mommy, I not a son."
"Really? Than what are you?"
"I a Yitzchok Zevi!"

Duh!
Here are some pics of my "daughters".